Get ready for a luxurious stay at one of Rome’s most sought-after campsites. Southern hospitality at its finest, this mysterious trailer in the woods features a number of perks free of charge.

1. A one-of-a-kind welcome party.

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2. Souvenirs from the oddest of places…

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3. A general aesthetic that’s rustic to say the least.

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4. Neighbors that will greet you with a smile–and a bite.

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5. Hidden treasure waits in the most unassuming of spots.

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6. Eight-legged roommates are non-negotiable.

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7. Don’t mind the occasional clump of hair.

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